Whales are very underappreciated. Friends, family and co-workers flock to them for their powerful perspective and unflinching take on everyday life. But similar to Whales out in the ocean, despite being highly intelligent and sociable creatures, there are still people out there who can’t seem to get past their size.

Whales can be intimidating to some, not solely because of their size but because of their strong minds and iron-clad principles and codes of conduct. But these majestic creatures aren’t overly concerned with what people think. The reality is, Whales are as mild-mannered as can be. Granted, their principles are sacred to them, and when they’re violated, some serious facial expressions can emerge. But as long they avoid being around a bunch of idiots, their mood is as pleasant as it gets.

Whales are a good woman to have. They’re masterful at keeping the household finances in order; the bills are always paid, and their household is nice and organized. They’re also good cooks and enjoy being in the kitchen cooking for friends, family and their man.

Whales must be able to respect the principles and codes of conduct that their man lives by. And not just the ones he may have picked up from work. She needs to be able to respect what he retrieves naturally from the universe that defines him as a man and determines the amount of respect he gets out in the real world. These cosmic principles and codes of conduct that define him must be rock solid and harmonious with hers before true love can manifest.

Some guys get too comfortable with Whale and stop being the man that she fell in love with. But unlike some of these skinny chicks out here, if Whale’s man abandons the principles and codes of conduct that she fell in love with and begins crashing up against the shore, she can fall out of love real quick and remove him from her life.

Whales aren’t hunters per say, but they will let people drown themselves for assuming that they’re something they’re not, whether that’s desperate, easy, stupid or something else. Whales realize the type of idiots they can attract. But those who think they’re going to use Whale can wind up getting used themselves, by the fat girl.